Power Rankings: Week 3

Power Rankings: Week 3

1) Vladimir Ducasse – One week it’s Arian Foster and Matt Fort, the next it’s LeSean McCoy and Matt Schaub over 30 points. MATCHUP OF THE WEEK against the Champ this week.
2) #4 Great Teammate – The Truth may be 0-2, but we can’t penalize him for facing Arian Foster and Jahvid Best in consecutive weeks. That squad has the 2nd most points, and looks to get its first win against the Shape-ups this week.
3) Dream Shake – Dream Shake is moving up the power rankings thanks to balanced attack, led by Frank Gore (32 points) and seven others in double digits. Plays Softer Knocks this week.
4) G-MEN – The G-MEN, aka Jahvid Best, put it on the Truth in Week 2, but they are showing they may be for real. Purple Jesus bounced back with 27 points, and Aaron Rodgers is really cool and good (26 points).
5) Know-Shon – Timmy thinks he should be in this spot. In fact, he dares to suggest that he could be higher, considering he beat the G-MEN in Week 1. Thankfully my input counts too, and I have Will here, considering Chris Johnson got his matchup with the Steelers defense out of the way. Andre is a super-beast and Wes Welker is also killing…Questions about Fav-rah remain.
6) Worilds Greatest – The Worilds Greatests are suffering the consequences of having Steelers on the team despite Mike Tomlin’s commitment to stifling his offense. Questions at running back and receiver make this week’s SHOWDOWN with Timmy’s Beef Boys a defining moment of the young season.
7) Beef Brisket – The Brisquettes are opening some eyes across the league, but let’s be honest…do we really expect Santana Moss and Clinton Portis to approach 30 points, combined, with any regularity? Will rely on team MVP, Mike Vick, in this week’s contest against the Greatests.
8) Kiss the Baby – The Champ drops to the 8th spot in the rankings, but we still have faith. A savvy pickup of Mark Sanchez (New Jersey’s best QB) shows he won’t go down without a fight…Keep riding that Two Tight End Train, Demps!
9) Softer Knocks – The Knocks are enjoying the renaissances of Jay Cutler and Darren McFadden, but are going to need more from Michael Turner and Jamaal Charles (Just Give Him the Damn Ball!).
10) R.I. Bulldogs – The Bulldogs are banking on the passing game, with two Saints and two Colts, but we have questions about Ryan Matthews and Thomas Jones as viable running options.
11) Football Jukes – The Jukes are 0-2, and some in the media are beginning to question if they can ever get over the devastation of losing Montario Hardesty to injury. Maurice Jones-Drew needs to get it going, too.
12) Tomlin’s Shape-Ups – Shape-Ups fans have signs of progress in Week 2, as DeSean Jackson (22 pts) keeps killing it…With almost 99 points, the Tomlins could have beaten a bunch of teams, but they ran into the surging Brisquitos. Peyton Hillis was a nice pickup, hopefully they’ll find an alternative to Derek Anderson…